Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Why are there so many Republican closet homosexuals?

 As one embarrassing episode follows another, with almost predictable regularity, perhaps it is time for Republicans and conservatives to ask themselves an obvious question: What makes the Republican Party — and the conservative movement more generally — so attractive to closeted homosexual men? 

Somewhere in the textbooks of psychosexual pathology there may be a straightforward answer, so to speak. Does the party draw closeted men because they can hide behind Republican homophobia? Or does the party promote homophobia as a political ruse while closeted men run the show? Whatever the answer, the result is routine humiliation and personal destruction. Even worse, the party’s culture of concealment encourages right-wing gay-bashing, such as Tucker Carlson’s grotesque boast that he and another adolescent thug beat up a gay man who “bothered” him in a bathroom years ago.

Telling such manly tales may relieve the insecurities of Republicans who must contemplate the ever-mounting archive of homosexual history in their party’s ample closet. But only Republicans who are truly in denial can ignore the long parade now led by the reluctant Craig — a conga line of right-leaning queens that dates all the way back to the late Roy Cohn, Joe McCarthy‘s infamous henchman and an intimate friend of the Reagans’. Perhaps, like Cohn, today’s closeted Republicans believe that they aren’t really gay at all, except for a few minutes in bed (or in the men’s room).nevertheless held back the story until the senator’s arrest in a Minnesota men’s room and misdemeanor plea became public.
The Craig scandal overshadowed still another embarrassing saga from the closets of the red states. During the first week of August, Glenn Murphy, a Republican county chairman from Indiana, mysteriously stepped down as president of the Young Republican National Federation. In a letter to the nation’s Young Republican leaders, he claimed that he was obliged to resign because of a pending major business opportunity. That explanation seemed unlikely in light of news concerning an investigation of Murphy for sexually molesting another man after a party. That young gentleman, a guest in a house where Murphy was staying, awoke the next morning to find the chairman’s mouth on his genitalia.

Murphy’s star may no longer rise, but his tale is a portent for the future. So long as Republicans promote homophobia, the party’s closets will be crowded.